A girl in the first grade handed in this picture to her teacher:

The teacher graded it and sent it home.

The next day, the mom of the girl sent this note to the teacher:

"Dear Ms Davis,

I want to be very clear on my childs illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joing. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This drawing is on me selling a snowshovel.

Mrs Harrington"